I can’t wait to get home and spend my whole fucking night trying to figure the goddamn thing out.
I heart The Onion. I’ve watched this about 30 times today and it just doesn’t get old. Just in case the title somehow isn’t clear, this is NSFW. At least not without headphones.
How can you not love The Onion? This hard-hitting bastion of journalism posted their own feature matrix comparing the next releases of OS X and Windows. Want to know which OS is so aesthetically pleasing that distracts users from its issues? Got it. Want to know which OS is best suited for running Snood and porn at the same time? Got it.
Be prepared before you buy. You don’t want to be caught by surprise the first time you try to play Snood while downloading the day’s porn.